My Campaign Against The Mainstream Media Has Nothing to Do With The Multiple Sexual Assault Allegations Being Made Against Me
I really do believe in the globalist masterplan, I swear!
Russell Brand has been accused of rape, sexual assault and emotional abuse over a seven-year period while he was at the height of his fame.” — The Guardian
Brand believes there is “deeply concerning agenda to all this, namely the fact that he is an alternative media broadcaster competing with mainstream media.” — Russell Brand’s lawyers
I’ve been a celebrity for a long time, and during that period, multiple women have accused me of assault, abuse, grooming and rape. But my recent shift against the mainstream media has nothing at all to do with this mountain of allegations that just dropped in the news, and everything to do with my sincere opposition to the globalist masterplan.
When I started out in this business, I was known as a loose cannon, a chaos agent, and even a “sexy communist”. In recent years, though, I’ve been moving away from my progressive leanings. This rightward trajectory has mystified many of my admirers, with intellectuals and pundits puzzling over why I started railing against Nancy Pelosi, obsessing over Anthony Fauci and hosting Jordan Peterson lovefests. But what they fail to grasp is that the underlying theme of all my rants is that you absolutely cannot trust the mainstream media. And this message — which, again, is entirely unconnected from the #MeToo moment I knew was coming for me — is the one I really need people to believe.
Of course, I don’t just need my millions of mostly male followers to distrust the mainstream media. I need them to believe that I’m a red pilled warrior standing up against the evil forces of Bill Gates and the World Economic Forum. For if these fine folks buy this snake oil story I’m peddling, they’ll also believe that the establishment will do anything to take me down, just as they did to Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the other Matrix truthtellers who’ve been credibly accused of sexual assault.
Sure, some gullible sheeple might believe these sensational stories about my sexual predation. They’ll actually think that there are wealthy and powerful men who use their positions to abuse girls and women. They’ll believe that when I was 31, I entered into a relationship with a 16 year old school girl and asked her to save my name in her phone as “Carly” in order to deceive her parents. But I ask you, does that narrative sound more plausible than the idea that the military industrial complex is coordinating an attack against me because I’m the only one telling the truth about Hillary Clinton and the Deep State?
Think about it. On the one hand, you have the allegations of all the women accusing me of sexual assault. On the other hand, I have the support of Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. It’s almost as if Jeffrey Epstein were alive and making the invite list to his dream dinner party!
Here, in this denial video I’ve posted, I declare that there are witnesses who will “directly contradict” the claims being made against me in this “coordinated attack”. Who are these witnesses? Why haven’t they come forward? Quick, look over there, a shiny BOMBSHELL LAB LEAK REPORT! Who can even remember what your silly question was?
Listen — it takes some foresight to lay the groundwork for a moment like this. You have to think ahead and build a fan base of people who already hate journalists. You need a population of folks who will believe you over the testimonies of the women accusing you, the hundreds of sources, and a years-long investigation carried out by three different media outlets. Luckily for guys like me, this group of people exists, are heavily online, and are predisposed to liking powerful men who abuse women.
So now, I will valiantly continue my campaign against the lying mainstream media, which, again, has nothing to do with the sexual assault accusations being made against me. These allegations will only serve as a confirmation to my followers that I must be getting close to the truth — otherwise they wouldn’t be trying to cancel me like this! And I will follow the hallowed playbook of my predecessors, painting myself as the victim of a witch hunt. If only I‘d been born in America, I might even run for President.
