Your cookies are evil, fattening and funding the Soros cabal — Co-written By Fiona Taylor Girl Scout cookie sellers as young as 5 are being harassed for selling unhealthy food and a conspiracy theory about cookie money funding abortion — Insider Hey, there little girl! Aren’t you sweet, selling your Tagalongs® in your Daisy uniform? Aww, the sales proceeds fund your troop’s activities? As a…