I’m the least racist person in this white mermaid fetish chat room! — I’m not a racist! I am just grieved to see our beloved Western cultural institutions fall prey to the tyranny of woke ideology and “multiethnic” groupthink. …

If you pay close attention to politics, you may suddenly be hearing the word “grooming” a lot. That’s because we’re at an essential transition point, where an idea or a trope moves from the fringe to the mainstream. —Washington Post Oh my Lord there is grooming happening. It is all…

Your cookies are evil, fattening and funding the Soros cabal — Co-written By Fiona Taylor Girl Scout cookie sellers as young as 5 are being harassed for selling unhealthy food and a conspiracy theory about cookie money funding abortion — Insider Hey, there little girl! Aren’t you sweet, selling your Tagalongs® in your Daisy uniform? Aww, the sales proceeds fund your troop’s activities? As a…

Are you cramming your kids’ summer holidays with art camp and swimming lessons and a lifetime membership at the local bouncy castle? You might believe that you’re killing two birds with one stone — alleviating your child’s boredom AND preserving the threadbare string that barely connects you to your sanity. …

What is Black Friday? Black Friday is a day when it’s great to be an American, especially a wealthy one with the elbows of a Philadelphia Eagles nose tackle whose hobbies include staying up all night and camping out in front of Walmart. When is Black Friday? The day after…

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has been maliciously eroding the self-esteem of her golden retriever Bailey by calling him a good dog, even though he’s a very good dog. SHOCKING: Elizabeth Warren and Bruce Mann play a twisted sex game in which Bruce pretends to be a blueberry and banana walnut pancake…

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this Vlad of Pute; And all the clouds that lour’d upon Mar-a-Lago In the deep bosom of the Ping Pong basement buried. Now are our brows bound with 77,000 votes in 3 swing states, Our electoral maps printed ad…